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Top 5 Actors That Should Retire!

Monday, June 21st, 2010

Amanda Bynes is retiring from acting. This prompted me to think who are some other actors I would like to see hang it up.

1. Megan Fox – Sure she is hot, but I dare to say my flaccid penis has more range.

2. Hugh Grant – Sorry old chap, but playing yourself in a movie doesn’t constitute as acting.

3. Hayden Christianson – Wow could you have been any worse in the Star Wars movies? Seriously, your character lacked something…or everything.

4. Keanu Reeves – This one is so obvious it doesn’t require an explanation.

5. Julia Roberts – I have never seen someone act with a bulging vein in their forehead like she does.

Feel free to add yours to the list.